Talk dirty to me

Here’s mine:

“Sadist.”

I rubbed a soothing circle over the small red spot that was starting to appear. “Don’t make me slap you with my wooden ruler.”

“Are you a naughty professor now?”

“Nope. A crotchety schoolmarm.”

“You took off your top and promised to slap me,” he reminded in monotone.

“Threatened. And what’s your point?”

“Definitely a naughty professor.” His mouth twitched in the tiniest hint of a smirk. “Plus, you mentioned something about wood and crotch. I can’t recall exactly what but I’m sure it was important.”

I laughed. How could I not? “You’re such a dork.”

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Mistress Ann

P.S. Yeah, mine’s more silly than dirty. Meh.

1 thought on “Talk dirty to me

  1. haha…I can’t think of when my characters talk dirty to each other, they like more sweet words. *wink* I really like this line, though, and it’s a little dirty. *chuckles*
    From Dating an on-liner…

    “Oh, man, is he trying to impress you. I’m so damn jealous. What can I say? I want a sneak peek at this guy in person. I need something to hold me over, some wet dreams ‘til the next man walks into my life.”
    Daphne chuckled, although mortified as she glanced around the sidewalk. “Can you talk quieter? Geez, the things that come out of your mouth.”

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