I rubbed a soothing circle over the small red spot that was starting to appear. “Don’t make me slap you with my wooden ruler.”
“Are you a naughty professor now?”
“Nope. A crotchety schoolmarm.”
“You took off your top and promised to slap me,” he reminded in monotone.
“Threatened. And what’s your point?”
“Definitely a naughty professor.” His mouth twitched in the tiniest hint of a smirk. “Plus, you mentioned something about wood and crotch. I can’t recall exactly what but I’m sure it was important.”
I laughed. How could I not? “You’re such a dork.”
If you’re an author…
Share a few lines of your character talking dirty, and ONE link to your book or website. If you’re a reader, sit back and enjoy the comments!
P.S. Yeah, mine’s more silly than dirty. Meh.